‘The scariest thing I face? My wife after I’ve forgotten to load the dishwasher’ ~Andy McNab

The Sun
Published: 14 Sep 2011

Betty is the Sun’s take-no-prisoners Mistress Of Modern Manners, who grills a celebrity each week on their standards.

Here she tackles SAS hero and novelist ANDY McNAB on his wife’s interrogation techniques and why he won’t wear underpants.
You’re always hiding in the shadows or wearing a balaclava to conceal your identity. How do we know you don’t just do it to conceal spots, bad teeth and a huge nose?

You don’t. It might be for all of those reasons. But then if I told you, I’d have to kill you…

Do you have different balaclavas for different occasions – you know, cashmere for a night at the opera, waterproof for the beach?

Nah. One style suits all occasions. But I never wear it when it rains. That would play havoc with my hair.

Presumably you take it off at home – but you’ve been married to Mrs McNab for a long time now. Does she ever urge you to put it back on?

Well, we have just celebrated our tenth wedding anniversary so something’s going right. I think the quick changes between SAS camouflage gear and my green frog suit keep the magic alive.

You were in the SAS for years. What’s the most dangerous thing you face on a daily basis these days?

My wife after I forget to load the dishwasher for the 20th time.

I’d love to learn some of your techniques. I don’t plan to be marooned in a jungle, but if I did, would I really have to drink my own wee?

Isn’t that what movie stars do to detox? Best plan is to swim downstream and buy a bottle of Evian from the nearest corner shop.

What’s it like At Home With The McNabs? Do you kick open the door whenever you enter a room?

I usually abseil down to breakfast, have a couple of underwater knife-fights with Mrs McNab before reading the paper, then it’s off for some target practice until lunch. Afternoons are spent tracking down locusts for dinner, but my wife will insist on shopping at Waitrose and spoiling all the fun.

Apart from looking good in black, do you have any other special skills?

I can darn socks, cook a mean roast lamb and play the Hawaii Five-O theme tune on the drums.

Is Mrs McNab good at interrogation?

Mrs McNab is very, very persuasive. Best just to tell her everything, immediately.

Does she use tickling? I find that, or sticking my tongue in Mr Brisk’s ear, works a treat.

She tends to go for the classic dripping tap technique.

Is it true you never wear underpants? How come? Don’t you need them for collecting water or carrying ammo on missions?

Nope. Got to be ready for every eventuality. Underpants can only slow you down.

I must say I feel for any of your daughter’s boyfriends. I expect you’ve been tempted to set trip wires and booby traps to keep them at a safe distance from her. Or are you Mr Chilled Out these days?

I’ve still got her place booby-trapped. You can never be too careful.

Having said that, I’m sure she’s got you wrapped round her little finger, eh? I bet you’re a right old softie where she’s concerned.

Never! I am very proud that I have given her the only warnings you really need in life: “Never eat tomatoes, or anything bigger than your head.”

You write best-sellers about fighting. But you’ve been married five times, so aren’t you now just as qualified to write romantic fiction? Are we ever likely to see an Andy McNab Mills & Boon title in the book charts?

Sounds like a good plan to me. I’ll get started on it. The hero definitely won’t be wearing underpants or eating tomatoes.

Source: The Sun


Herald Sun – Into the real zone of war
by James Wigney
Published 10 September 2011

SAS soldier Andy McNab’s frontline experiences add credibility to a war game, says James Wigney

Highly-decorated British soldier Andy McNab first shot to fame as the author of Bravo Two Zero, his account of a failed SAS mission in Iraq during the first Gulf War.
He has since written several books – fiction and non-fiction – drawing from his experiences in the front line, from Northern Ireland to the Middle East and Central and South America. He has also worked as a consultant for several movies, and a film based on his most famous fictional creation, Nick Stone, is in production. Gaming giant Electronic Arts recently brought him on board for their coming first-person shooter Battlefield 3, and he has also written a novel based on one of the game’s characters.

In hindsight you seem like such an obvious choice for a video game. Why had you never done anything like this before?

About six or seven years ago I went to a motion capture studio when it was in its infancy and I have been asked over the years by different companies to be involved in different things but most of them didn’t have anything. And then Battlefield 3 came up and immediately I could see it really was good and there was substance there already.

Did you come into this with gaming experience?

I am a very bad gamer. I have a 14-year-old nephew and a couple of god-sons who are 11 and 12 and at everything from Wii Skittles and upwards I just get annihilated.

What did your expertise bring to the game?

Our brains are really clever at telling us when things are not right. So I worked a lot with the graphic designers on the visual and getting the look right. Right down to the soles of the boots and making sure that they were worn and cracked and full of crap. From there it was looking at tactics on the game. There is a good tank section where they are going through a desert encampment. The designers had done this camp but it just didn’t look right because they don’t have a reference. Funnily enough, about four years ago I was flying over the Iran/Iraq border and you could see all these big camps built in the desert for the Iran/Iraq war. So I got my phone out and took a couple of pictures so I was able to drag them out and show them to the designer. Now that section of the game is a perfect replica of that picture.

Is your role deeper than just the look? Do you give advice on how and why the characters do what they do?

Totally. Certainly looking at the dialogue in the script for the game, because in military speak, nothing is a possible. You never use words like “maybe”, “possibly” or “we will attempt to”. Everything is positive and progressive “you will”, “I will”, “we will”. So we changed the dialogue to reflect that.

How do you go about turning soft actors into hardcore soldiers in the motion-capture studio?

If they are good actors it’s easy. It’s really just trying to make them look like they have been handling weapons all their lives. Even for a 14-year-old army cadet, as soon as you see someone holding a weapon incorrectly, it’s just not right. And in fact they are not weapons, they are strips of steel with motion-capture devices all over them but they have to look like it’s an extension of their body.

What is it about these shooter games like Battlefield or Call of Duty that is so popular?

It’s not supposed to be simulating people going into combat – it’s entertainment. But what they do is engage players in the same emotions you would get. People do experience fear because they don’t want to mess up and do get that drive and determination because they want to get to the next level and get involved. Those same emotions are released, but obviously for different reasons and at different levels. You are not in the battle space … we are playing a game.

A lot of soldiers love these games. Are they any use as a training tool or it is it pure release and escapism?

They are useful. I am on a couple of committees for the British Ministry of Defence and for one of them I go to military training units. It’s very clear that the training teams use games as points of reference. If you are the guys just getting into soldiering – maybe 18 or 19 – they are very aware of the games and the environments … because they play them. Therefore, they are used as a tool to try to explain things to them.

Is there even a certain amount of emotional detachment you can learn from these games that can be an asset in combat?

I think people get a bit caught up in that sometimes. People’s perceptions of infantry soldiers have been brought up on really bad war movies where everyone is ground down and then rebuilt.  It doesn’t actually work like that because increasingly, generations of new recruits coming into the military have always been encouraged to ask why. You can’t grind people down and build them up again. What you have to do is use what you have with the product coming in and try to enhance it. So when you get to the point of teaching infantry soldiers how to kill people it’s not so much about trying to get people detached from the emotion as it is about trying to get them involved in what they are doing.

There is a common argument against games like Battlefield 3 they are too violent and desensitise children to violence. Is that a valid argument?

I don’t think it is. It is an argument that has been going on in film for decades. My experience now tells me that gamers are very responsible in what they do. People sit down for hours and talk about whether things are going over the top or should be enhanced.

This is a multiplayer game. How useful is it for teamwork and tactics?

Very much so.  You are not just sitting isolated in your front room – you become part of a team and so therefore all those emotions come up because you don’t want to let your team down. The initial reaction is that you could be the biggest d—head when playing, but when you are part of a team you don’t want to be a d—head. That’s why it’s so enjoyable.

What can you tell me about the book you are writing to go with the game?

There is a Special Forces guy called Dima in the story, a Russian, and he is in certain sections of the game but as a character he started to bubble up. So it seemed like a natural extension to tell the story from his perspective. He’s far from a good guy – he is not going to win any humanitarian awards. And the standard of UK literacy among teenage boys is atrocious, so there is a naive hope some might think “I will give that a go”.

Source: Herald Sun

Battlefield 3 is released on October 27 for Xbox 360, PS3 and PC.


The Sun
A dark shadow over our Army – Iraq torture death report: Chief slams Brits’ assault

By David Willets, Defence Correspondent
Published: 09 Sep 2011

The sadism of a handful of Brit troops implicated in an Iraqi dad’s death was blasted yesterday as a “dark shadow” over our Army’s proud reputation.

Last night the squaddies involved were waiting to learn if they face charges as their brutality against captives in Basra was laid bare in a sickening dossier.

The report — into the death of innocent father-of-two Baha Mousa — exposed them as savagely out of control as prisoners were put through hell.

Army supremo General Sir Peter Wall said of the high standards expected of our forces: “The shameful circumstances of Baha Mousa’s death have cast a dark shadow on that reputation. This must not happen again.”

Go here to read the full article in The Sun 

by Andy McNab

“This was an isolated incident where the command and control structure completely broke down.

But don’t judge the rest of the Army on the behaviour of this bunch.

The Army is not a knitting club, we train our men to be aggressive, to fight and to kill.

Their lives depend on it. But that aggression must be controlled.

What happened here was the chain of command did not have a grip on it.

They lost control and the consequences were tragic. But it is an isolated incident. You have to welcome this report, no one is covering up.”


Andy is on BBC’s Radio 4 about the hostage situation(s) in Somalia. This topic starts at 1.47h

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