Erik Prince BlackwaterWhy, you may ask, is there a picture of a smirking homosexual on this page? Well first off, there’s nothing wrong with being gay, and secondly, Erik Prince isn’t homosexual–he just looks like it. But that’s not why he’s here.

I’m often asked what our favorite fictional mercenary, Randy McFab, “really” looks like–and I noticed that if Blackwater arms-smuggler-in-chief Erik Prince grew a mustache, he’d be the spitting image of our beloved Randy. He has more in common with Randy than just looks, however–Prince opposed the Clean Air Act, he’s okay with “contractors” killing civilians, and he chose a swamp in the Southeastern U.S. for his headquarters.

One thing’s for certain–neither I nor Randy McFab are paying you a dime in royalties, Prince Erik!